Spread the fries out on a baking sheet and drizzle lightly with canola or olive oil. Season liberally with salt and pepper and toss with hands to evenly coat all the fries.
Bake according to the package directions, or until golden and crispy. As soon as they come out of the oven, place in a large bowl and douse with Bloody Perfect - Dry Bloody Mary Mix (this is definitely a "to taste" ingredient, so add as much or as little as you like).
Transfer the seasoned fries to a serving dish and eat will hot.
Spicy Beer Cheese Sauce:
While the fries are baking, make the sauce by melting the butter over medium heat in a small saucepot.
Grate the garlic into the butter and cook for 30 seconds. Add the flour, stir to combine, and cook for 1 minute. Add the beer and cook until mostly reduced. Slowly whisk in the milk, stirring constantly, and cook until the milk has thickened enough to coat the back of a spoon.
Whisk in the cheese, Saint Lucifer #11, and season with pepper.
Stir until the cheese is melted and the sauce is smooth. Keep warm until ready to serve with the fries.